Tired of tall stories, unrepentant untruths, lame excuses, lies and damned lies? Now you can express your indignation, vent your frustration and, importantly, show up the offending bullshitter with one simple press of your handy Bullshit Button.
This is the perfect weapon against all kinds of bullcrap in all manner of situations. Use it in the office to reject spurious explanations about unexpected absenteeism, or ward off jargon-jammed management speak; Use it with friends to expose shameless porky pies and beer-fuelled bragging; Even use it in front of the TV to take a crack at irritating celebrities and their far-fetched claims. The potential is limitless as the bullshit never stops.
Essentially an alert button fitted with a built-in loudspeaker and a flashing red LED light, the Bullshit Button is preprogrammed with humorous phrases such as:
- *ding dong repeated* "Bullshit in aisle 2!"
- *air-raid siren repeated* "Bullshit detected - take precautions!"
- "Bullshiiit" (elongated, exaggerated delivery)
- "Bullshit" (said in a well-spoken way)
- *alarm siren repeated* "Warning! Warning! Bullshit alert!"
- *alarm siren repeated* "That was Bullshit!"
The Bull Shit Button takes 2 x AAA batteries (included and installed) so you can start calling bullshit right away.
It's neatly presented in a fully recyclable display packet, making it a great gift for anyone with a good sense of humour and an ear for spotting hogwash. This is the ultimate weapon for those brave men and women fighting on the front line in the ongoing battle against bullshit.