Tired of tall stories, unrepentant untruths, lame excuses, lies and damned lies? Now you can express your indignation, vent your frustration and, importantly, show up the offending bullshitter with one simple press of your handy Bullshit Button.
This is the perfect weapon against all kinds of bullcrap in all manner of situations. Use it in the office to reject spurious explanations about unexpected absenteeism, or ward off jargon-jammed management speak; Use it with friends to expose shameless porky pies and beer-fuelled bragging; Even use it in front of the TV to take a crack at irritating celebrities and their far-fetched claims. The potential is limitless as the bullshit never stops.
Essentially an alert button fitted with a built-in loudspeaker and a flashing red LED light, the Bullshit Button is preprogrammed with five humorous phrases:
- *alarm buzzer* "That was bullshit!"
- *air-raid siren* "Bullshit detected - take precautions!"
- *alarm siren* "Bullshit level: DEFCON 5!"
- "Oh come on now, that ain't even bullshit - that's horseshit!"
- *alarm siren* "Warning! Warning! Bullshit alert!"
The Bull Shit Button comes with a double-sided adhesive pad (so you can wall-mount it or fix it to your desk) plus 2 x AAA batteries (included and installed) so you can start calling bullshit right away.
It's neatly presented in a resealable transparent display packet, making it a great gift for anyone with a good sense of humour and an ear for spotting hogwash. This is the ultimate weapon for those brave men and women fighting on the front line in the ongoing battle against bullshit.